Cara membentuk fans Milan masa depan :D

catetan: ini dapet dari milis, yang entah ditulis oleh siapa, tapi mantap juga nih…😀

Step 1 : make sure your wife can tolerate your Milan habit (ignoring her when the game is on tv, spending money on merchandise, sudden mood swing depending on Milan’s performance)
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😀 sama-sama penggemar Milan jadi step ini okeh

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Step 2 : baby inside the womb can hear voices starting around 3 months into the pregnancy. So after your wife is pregnant, make sure she’s sitting close by you whenever you watch Milan games on TV, so that the baby inside can hear the commentary or at least your praises for the team (I guess that explains why my baby has a big temper, when he was inside the womb Milan wasn’t performing too good so the comments he heard from me were mostly curses). And before bed, stroke your wife’s belly and sing very slowly : Milaaaaaan….milaaaannnn….

sono conte…MILAN… (or whatever the real words are)

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jiakakakkk, step ini bakal dilakukan deh. Selain lagu klasik dan metal, calon baby wajib denger anthem-nya Milan.

Milan… Milan…. sono conte. Milan… Milan… sempre perte… (g_rock_n_roll)

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Step 3 : during the labor, make sure you wear a Milan jersey (I wore the 90/91 season’s jersey). You see, inside the maternity ward, most of the colors are white (the doctor’s and nurses’ suit and the clean white painted walls). So although a newly born baby can only see blurry images, a very bright red color will atttract his vision.
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kalo perlu kamar baby na merah item semua, haks haks haks.😀

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Step 4 : his eyes can’t still see properly until he’s 2-3 months old. So again, a very bright color will attract him. Dominate his vision with red colors as soon as possible. Decorate his room, wear Milan jersey as much as possible whenever nearing him but be very prepared for the occasional puke or burb that babies usually do that will ruin your precious shirt.

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eh..beneran. ya emang rencananya akan begitu juga kok😀 *lirik ke atas*

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Step 5 : buy a lot of football toys. Being a Milan fan is not much of a use if my son doesn’t want to play soccer. So far it works for me.

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yang ini saya serahkan ke daddynya aja.:mrgreen:

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Step 6 : try sit him watching Milan games. This is quite hard to do for me since Milan games are aired around 9PM in Indonesia, by which time my son is asleep. And wishing him to sit quitely with me for 5 minutes is a huge task, let alone 90 minutes

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kalo pas dia lagi melek okelah, biar bisa nunjukkin itu loh pemaen kesayangan mommy. huehueheu

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Do above steps and hopefully your son/daughter will turn into a bonafide Milan fans. You can of course improvise. But there’s an unwritten first step that you need to accomplish yourself : get a girlfriend/boyfriend that’s willing to enter a marriage with you

wakakakakakkak, buat Milanisti nyang jomblo neeh ayo kita buat fans baru Milan lagi

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*senyum tiga jari*

**angkat sloki buat yg bikin step-step ini**

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-ngasah parang buat yang mencoba bakar2-

11 thoughts on “Cara membentuk fans Milan masa depan :D

  1. @silly:
    mbak silly ketjam TM
    masak makan2 seh.. hiks😦

    @PeTeeR:
    barusan denger juga kalau Milan menang di Yu Ep A *jingkrak2*
    -siyap2 kirim molotov ke gang bawel-

    @ngodod:
    lantainya aja ijoin, dinding merah item… hehehe😀
    *untung tim saya yg laen Persipura ma Liverpool* -joget2-

    @yahya kurniawan:
    *kejar pake sensor*
    emangnya Jupe😛

  2. @4d3uny:
    salam kenal *dengan tampang melotot tangan megang cambuk*

    @mbah sangkil:
    sudah tuwak kok suka ngece mulu sih simbah ini
    *pancal pake pacul*

    @rangga’s:
    makasiiiiiih😀 (s_cozy)

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